我能叫你 Ticona 嗎 我能叫你的名字嗎 Can I call you Ticona? Is it all right if I call you by your first name?
賣賽 好唄 - No. - Okay.
我來這裡是因為我需要個工作 I came here because I need a job.
所以所以請您行行好幫兄弟個忙 把俺的資料輸入到你電腦裡 給俺找個工作 So if you could just type my info into your computer, help a brother out, find me a job.
什麼工作都行 如果是高層管理工作那就更好了 Something in upper management would be great. I'll take anything.
我離搬去阿爸阿母家只差一步之遙了 I am literally on the verge of having to move back in with my parents,
而我不想落得那樣的下場 Raymond 我這兒沒什麼適合你的工作 - and I don't want to do that. - Raymond, I got nothing for you.
搬回去你父母家 現在聽起來似乎也不是太糟的主意吧 Moving back in with your parents right now doesn't sound like such a bad idea.
不 那對我來說真的是很夭壽的代誌 It does. It really does sound like a bad idea to me.
我不曉得該怎麼說才不會聽起來很糟糕 I don't know how to say this without sounding terrible,
但你是我遇過最差的工作輔導員了 but you're the worst guidance counselor ever.
我得閃了 謝謝您啊~~ I got to go. I got to go. Thank you for everything.
把你圍巾拿下來 Lose the scarf.
怪胎 Freak.
我做了點小東西讓你保持精神抖擻 Hector I made you a little something to keep your strength up, Hector.
我的老天 Alberto? 餅乾? - My goodness. - Alberto? Cookies?
那些無麩質嗎 嘸 - Are those gluten-free? - No.
好吧 跟你說點規矩 我剛在草坪播完種 All right, now here's the rule. I just reseeded the lawn.
嗨 我種了點新的花苗 - Hi. - I planted some new flowers.
你給恁爸滾遠點 懂嗎 You stay away, you understand?
俺連看都不看 阿爸 你覺得如何 I won't even look at them, Dad. How does that sound?
好吧 行嗎?? - All right. - Does that work?
聽著 我很抱歉那天在電話中對你如此嚴厲 Look, and I'm sorry for being so hard on you on the phone the other day.
嗨 你是不是喜歡黑人女性.. 她是拉丁女性 - Hey, you have a thing for black women... - She was Latino.
你是不是喜歡拉丁黑女性 You have a thing for Latina black women,
我對那個沒什麼意見 很好 - I'm okay with that. - Great.
我跟你阿母思想很開放的 我災啊 - Your mother and I are very open-minded. - I've noticed.
很好? Evey Raymond回家了 - Good? - Evey, Raymond's home!
噢 我想他在這裡 他在這兒 他在這裡 I think he's here! He's here! Oh, he's here!
謝謝你照顧我的兒子 我不認識他 - Thanks for taking care of my boy. - I don't know him.
他在這裡 阿母 - He's here! - Mom!
哇最緣投的兒子 哇最水的阿母 - My beautiful son. - My beautiful mom.
噢 親愛的 Oh, honey.
轉個身 讓我看看你 Turn around, let me look at you.
噢 等等 阿母 你認真的嗎 - Oh, wait. - Mom, are you serious?
- Stop. - All right.
多麼緣投 有夠水 - So handsome. - So beautiful.
有件事你能幫到我跟你阿母 There is a way you can help your mother and me while you're here.
瞎米代誌 這些年恁爸交的學費 - How? - All those years of education I paid for,
你應該有學到怎麼講墨西哥話吧 did you ever learn how to speak any Mexican?
你知道的 很不幸的是 我不曉得怎麼講墨西哥話 You know, sadly, Dad, I don't know how to speak Mexican,
因為這世界嘸人在講墨西哥話 墨西哥人講的是西班牙話 because nobody in the world speaks Mexican. Mexican people speak Spanish.
墨西哥人講墨西哥話 從西班牙來的就是講西班牙話 Mexicans speak Mexican. People from Spain speak Spanish.
進來吧 雷仔 你那標旗是幹麼用的 - Come on in, Raymond. - What are you doing with that flag
在你脖子上的 慶祝俺的自由 - around your neck? - Celebrating my freedom.
很高興看到你 噢 你也是 我也很開心 - Good to see you. - Oh, you too. I'm so happy.
嗯~ 你不是把美國國旗弄在你脖子上吧 Well, you don't wear the American flag on your neck. Okay?
他媽的雪特 Holy shit!
你他媽的把俺嚇出屎來了 你真他媽的把俺嚇出屎來了 - You scared the fucking shit out of me. - You scared the fucking shit out of me.
你在浴室裡衝三小 拍謝 我只是... 我只是 - What are you doing in my bathroom, man? - Sorry. I just... noth... I just...
我只是在看你的照片 I was just checking out your picture, man.
是的 是個小胖孩 記得他嗎 - Yeah. - It's a little chubby guy. Remember him?
嗯 他有飲食失調症 Yeah, he developed an eating disorder.
謝謝你提起來啊 嗯 你看起來很不錯 - Thanks for bringing it up. - Well, you look good.
謝謝你 我想使用外面的便所 - Thank you. - I wanted to use the porta-potty outside...
但你阿爸每次都忘記掀馬桶蓋 你知道的 but your father keeps forgetting the seat covers, you know?
他是個混球 He's an asshole.
你講的 我可沒有 是的 好嗎? 我災 好吧 祝你拉個好屎 - You said it. I didn't. Yeah? Okay? - I know. All right. Have a good one.
好吧 你也是 All right. You too.
雷仔 我明天要進城裡 So, Raymond, I'm going into town tomorrow.
你要跟我一起去嗎 Would you like to join me?
我還好 I'm good.
噢 親愛的 當然你還好了 你是我的小天使 Oh, honey, of course you're good. You're my little angel.
但... 你阿爸跟我在想 But... your father and I were wondering if...
我們能幫你買些新衣服 we could buy you a couple new outfits for your stay.
可以稍微替換一下你的風格 Something just a little less alternative.
是的 偶們真的很關心你 兒子 而且... Yes. We really care about you, son, and...
我們發覺你現在穿衣比較歐洲風 we recognize your more European approach to fashion...
但我覺得在美國這樣穿比較不適當 在美利堅 ~ 合眾國 but we just don't think it's appropriate here in America. In the U.S. of A.
好的 老北 我很感謝你的關心 Well, Dad, I appreciate your concern,
還有對我人生中所做每件事的批評 and your criticism of everything I've ever done in my life,
但我得很禮貌的跟你說我不同意你的看法 but I'm gonna have to politely disagree with you,
主要基於實際上你穿得就像個毒販仔 based mainly on the fact that you dress like a drug dealer.
你聽聽他怎麼說我的 You hear how he talks to me?
從一個商學院畢業的人口中說出來還真他媽好笑 That's pretty funny coming from a guy who graduated business school
六個月前畢業的 現在還是沒找到工作 six months ago and can't find a goddamn job.
有個高階管理人員職位在等著我呢 I'm holding out for a position in upper management.
鬼扯 Bullshit.
我想我們都有點小累了 今天是很長的一天 I think we're all just a little tired. It's been a very big day.
你們倆負責碗盤啊 我還有場比賽等等要開始了 You guys take care of the dishes. I've got the game's gonna start here in a minute.
還有 雷仔 And Raymond...
洗一下澡好嗎 你臭得讓蛆都想吐了 take a shower, okay? You smell bad enough to gag a maggot.
你要怎麼讓蛆吐啊 我啊災 - How do you gag a maggot? - I don't know.
你看起來有點單薄啊 雷仔 多吃點 You're looking a little thin, though, Raymond. There.
Hector 做事了 Hector. Ponte a hacer algo.
快點 Alberto 趕緊過來幫忙 Ven, Alberto, apúrate. Ven a ayudarnos.
Hello?
Freddy 表親 嗨 你在這裡衝啥 Cousin Freddy! Hey, what are you doing here?
雷仔 感謝老天 我以為是你老北 Raymond, thank God. I thought you were your dad.
自從我出櫃以後 他就禁止我進出這塊土地 Since I came out of the closet, he's forbidden me to enter the property.
恭喜你 你可能以後都不用再看到他了 Congratulations. Maybe you never have to see him ever again.
嗯.. 他是白羊座的 所以.. Well, he's an aries, so...
他們全是天殺的王八蛋 they're all fucking assholes.
那我可不曉得 他們全都是 - I didn't know that. - All of them.
我相信他們都是 只是不曉得他們是 I believe it. I just didn't know it.
所以你跟阿母能更常見面囉 So, do you and Mom get to see much of each other anymore?
偶爾啦 你知道的 當她有心情溜出去的時候 Occasionally. You know, whenever she's in the mood to sneak out
有音樂劇的晚上 她會打給我 for a night of musical theater, she calls me.
聽起來很不錯 Sounds nice.
我超他媽的討厭音樂劇 I fucking hate musical theater.
很抱歉嚇到了你。我只是...我得來拿點東西 Sorry if I frightened you. I just... I had to pick up some belongings.
你阿母讓我把車停在這裡 Your mom let me... store my car here
當我正經歷這轉型時期 while I'm going through a transformational period.
那能讓我借你的車嗎 Hey, would it be cool if I borrowed your car?
我正想去間酒吧然後喝個爛醉 I was actually just about to go to a bar and get super drunk.
當然 你想跟我一起來嗎 - Yeah, be my guest. - Do you want to come with me?
不了 No.
我的和平救援隊申請才剛過 我不想讓它變一場空 My peace corps application just came through. I don't want to jeopardize it.
酒會讓我.. Drinking makes me...
會讓我做些事情 makes me do things...
我會不記得的事 that I don't remember.
Okay.
Cool.
你還好嗎 因為你看起來很沮喪 Are you okay? 'Cause you seem flustered.
不是很好 也沒什麼大不了的 15或20杯就可以讓我忘記了 Not so good. But... it's nothing 15 or 20 drinks won't fix, you know?
你不能喝那麼多 會掛的 You can't drink that much. You'd die.
Hey. Hey.
這裡沒有公用廁所 了解了 - This ain't no public restroom. - Duly noted.
你好像不是這裡的人 你是嗎 You are not from around here, are you?
這裡出生跟長大 我的兄弟 但我又搬去別的地方了 Born and raised, my brother, but I have since relocated.
什麼事又讓你回來這鬼地方 What brings you to this shit hole?
嗯 主要是我親愛的客戶 Well, the lovely clientele, primarily.
而且也有人跟我說有提供世界級的美味 And I also read somewhere that they serve a scrumptious Cosmopolitan.
還有我自己呢... 神聖的雪特啊!! - And I myself... - Holy shit!
我他媽的認識你 I fucking know you.
我以前跟這傢伙一起搭巴士去上學的 他以前超肥的 I used to take the bus to school with this kid. He used to be fatter than shit.
你以前就一小肥孩 發生什麼事了 You used to be fatter than shit. What happened?
嗯 就像你說的 俺以前就是個小胖孩 Well, as you put it, I was fat as shit...
小肥孩! 小肥孩! Fatter than shit. Fatter than shit.
小肥孩~ 感謝你的糾正 Fatter than shit. Thank you for correcting me.
然後最奇怪的事情發生了 就像 我搬離了這個小鎮 And then the weirdest thing happened. It's like, I moved away from this town
然後遠離這鎮上的每個人 and all the people that live within this town,
然後突然地我就停止了像因為燥鬱症而拼命吃的症頭 and then suddenly I had to stop using eating as coping mechanism for depression.
超奇怪的 就醬 誰曉得 So weird. Thinned out. Who knew?
你還是喜歡研究那些超自然現象嗎 Are you still into that paranormal shit?
不是很專業 但我還是有時會把它當做一個愛好 Not professionally. But I do still kind of practice it as a hobby.
我不相信現代科學能解釋所有的現象 是吧 大伙 有嗎 I don't believe that modern science has all the answers. Do you guys? Anyone?
我一直以為你失踪了 你不是創立了一個教派還什麼鬼的 I always figured you just disappeared. You started a cult or something.
多謝啦 我猜想我自己並不是這麼的有野心 Thanks. Guess I've just never really seen myself as being that ambitious.
最近在幹麼 只有吸毒嗎 What are you up to? Just drugs?
我以前喜歡把這娘砲揍得屎噴出來 I used to love kicking the shit out of this faggot here.
是的 那很棒 那真的棒棒 那真的很酷 Yeah, that was great. That was really fun, man. Yeah, that was really cool.
但你讓我被開除了 你有嗎 我不知道 - But then you had me expelled. - Did I, though? I don't know.
你知道嗎 事實上 You know what? In fact...
我想這娘砲的確需要被揍得屎尿齊發了 I think this faggot here deserves an ass kicking.
不 我想你想到的是另一個死Gay No, I think you're thinking of a different faggot.
事實上 我想你想的是.. 放開他 Pope - Honestly, I think you're thinking of... - Lay off him, Pope.
如果你要騷擾我的客人 你就得滾 If you're gonna bother my customers, you have to leave.
好的 我也正要離開而已 Becca Well, I was just leaving anyway, Becca.
我們會再見的 I'll be seeing you around.
老北老木還想我為何要離開 喝你的酒啦 然後不要再表現得像個臭婊一樣 - Parents wonder why I ever left. - Drink your beer and stop being a bitch.
Okay.
你不記得我了 對吧 You don't remember me, do you?
是的 我不記得了 No, I don't.
Becca Thompson 我們以前一起去上學的 Becca Thompson. We went to school together.
我的老天 Becca Thompson Guacamole. Becca Thompson.
你... 你... 說唄 - You... you... - Say it.
你瘦好多啊 你現在超正的 You lost a lot of weight. You look really good.
多謝啦 看起來咱倆都瘦了不少 Thanks. Looks like we both lost a lot of weight.
雷仔 Raymond.
我得請你停止盯著我的奶子看 I'm gonna have to ask you to stop staring at my tits.
你是這麼久以來在這鎮裡 You're the only guy to come through town in a long time
我考慮要打一砲的 然後你毀了這一切 that I'd consider sleeping with, and you're ruining it.
我一直很佩服你保持髮型的秘訣 I was actually admiring the tips of your hair,
但我不會再這麼做了 but I will not do that anymore.
我會直接看著你的眼 你還在鎮上衝啥 I'll look you right in the eyes. What are you still doing in town?
嗯哼 有很多像你一樣的賤B離開了 我想應該是全部都閃人了 Well, most of you assholes left, and I figured if all of us left,
這裡有些事是不會改變的 nothing around here would ever change.
真正的問題是 恁抵呷衝啥 The real question is what are you doing here?
Hector 我的朋友 這小賤逼是誰 - Hector, my friend... - Who's this fucking asshole?
也許你應該開始想想 Maybe you should start thinking about...
賣了你的建築公司然後滾到你的割草機後面去割草 selling your construction company and getting back behind a mower.
你還真的錯過你天生的使命了呢 Donald 我得告訴你 Yeah, you really missed your calling, Donald, I got to tell you.
嗯 不 我剛正試著遠離那些陳腔濫調 Yeah, no, I'm trying to distance myself from that stereotype at the moment.
你叫啥 我的名字是? - Cómo se llama? What's your name? - Mi nombre es...
另一個低於基本工資的墨西哥仔 朋友 你的幽默感去哪了 The other Mexican that's underpaid. Dude, where's your sense of humor?
給我滾 我要跟你老闆談 Get out of here. I want to talk to your El bosso here.
你說你今天就會結束的 我是啊 但是這.. - You said you were gonna be finished today. - I did. But here's...
我的水某就是在等你弄好 她正等著踢爛我屁眼 My wife was counting on that. She's on my ass in there.
我了的麼 這裡 I get it. Here's the thing.
這20年來 我從來沒看過這樣的 Donald I've never seen, in my 20 years of doing this, Donald,
有很多的裝備故障 我是指 這真他媽的很奇怪 so many equipment malfunctions. I mean, it's really... it's fucking weird.
我得跟你說 我兄弟們覺得這地方被詛咒了 我正在處理呢 I got to tell you. The guys think the property's cursed. I'm dealing with that.
嗯哼 那對不想捲進那些陳腔爛調中的墨西哥人來說 Well, that's pretty goddamn superstitious for a Mexican who doesn't want to fall
還真是夭壽迷信啊 是啊 不是嗎 - into a stereotype. - Yeah. It is, isn't it?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
總之呢 聽著 我可能將會這樣做 Anyways, look, here's what I might be able to do.
如果你能幫我 我也許可以跟他們談談 If you can help me out here, I might be able to talk them
讓他們整夜工作 好嗎 - into working through the night. - Yeah?
如果你能給點甜頭的話.. 噢我的老天 - If you can sweeten the pot a little bit. - Oh, Christ.
2,000聽起來如何 3000聽起來更棒 - How's $2,000 sound? - $3,000 sounds better.
3000還有... 說定了 - $3,000 and... - It's a deal.
還有一件事 One more thing.
吸我屌吧你 很糟對吧 - "Suck my dick." - Terrible, right?
這是個選項 It's a choice.
這些蕾絲邊騎士叫我加入他們的重金屬樂團 These lesbian bikers talked me into joining their metal band.
吸我的屌 是我們的口頭禪 "Suck my dick" was our mantra.
很酷的口頭禪 我想看看你們的表演 Cool mantra. I'd love to catch a show while I'm in town.
你們最近會有什麼表演嗎 我們永久單飛了 - Are you guys playing any time soon? - We're on a permanent hiatus.
我想 我也許有些東西讓你對你的刺青感覺好一點 I think I might have something that'll make you feel better about your tattoo.
別相信任何人 我應該是不會想再跟你來一發了 "Trust no one"? I'm probably not gonna sleep with you anymore.
我能了解 I understand.
你剛挖給你自己一個小穴之墳 我常這麼做 - You just dug yourself a vagina grave. - I do that a lot.
所以 你還是相信那些超自然的東西嗎 So, you still believe in all that paranormal stuff?
相信?? 我曾經有過經驗 Believe in it? I've experienced it firsthand.
Frank. Frank.
Come on.
Well...
這裡 there he is.
你的阿公 他是個真婊男 Your grandfather. He was one real son of a bitch.
是吧 老爸 Right, Daddy?
真的? 真奇怪 - No shit? - It's weird.
我以前常看到鬼魂 然後突然就看不見了 I used to see ghosts regularly, and then just suddenly it stopped.
我覺得 當我長大了 I feel like, as I've grown older,
不幸地 我對鬼魂世界的感應力就越來越弱了 I've unfortunately become less sensitive to the spirit world.
聽起來你好像有個不得了的天賦 Sounds like you have an amazing gift.
你怎麼不試著以靈媒做你的職業 Why don't you pursue a career in the paranormal?
我阿爸威脅我要是我不去商學院 就不認我這兒子了 My dad threatened to disown me unless I went to business school.
我也許該停了 酒會影響我的降血壓藥 I should actually probably stop. Alcohol interferes with my blood-pressure medication.
給老娘喝了 Drink it.
敬父母知道什麼是最好的 To parents knowing what's best.
太好了 讓咱們渡過這夜晚吧 All right, we're working through the night.
瞎米 渡過這夜晚你指的是什麼 What? What do you mean we're working through the night?
就是像我說的繼續挖 我正試著躲過一個訴訟 小子 Just keep digging like I said. I'm trying to avoid a lawsuit, man.
繼續挖 你他媽耍我的吧 - Just keep digging. Please? - You got to be fucking kidding me.
嗯哼 那是中空的 小心點 - Well, that's hollow. - Watch out.
等等 Hold up a sec.
三小 What the fuck?
誰 Who?
有點像個女孩 It's like a girl or something.
你能幫個忙嗎 嗯 如果呢 ㄟ 別碰啊 不要碰 - Will you do me a favor? See if it's... - Hey, man, don't touch it. Don't touch it.
你在講什麼 BIRD ㄟ 我們得回報這檔事 - What are you talking about? - Hey, man, we got to report this.
不 我才不回報這鳥事 五個墨西哥仔跟個死小屁孩 No, I'm not reporting shit. What, five Mexicans and a fucking dead kid?
三小 把那破爛玩意給蓋起來 - What? - Cover that shit up.
這樣不好啦 把它蓋起來! - This is not okay. - Just cover it up.
我們不能就把屍體留在這裡 他媽的蓋起來吧 - We can't just leave this body here. - Fucking cover it up.
蓋起來 我知道這故事走向會怎麼走 操 Cover it up. I know how that story ends. Fuck that.
你們真他媽爛透了 You guys suck!
雷仔 我載你回家吧 Raymond, I'm gonna give you a ride home.
給我你的鑰匙 Give me the keys.
那是三小 What's that?
止痛藥 以防我們有什麼意外 Pain-killer. In case we get into an accident.
那個不會讓你很奇怪嗎 Doesn't that strike you as counterintuitive?
賣 Nope.
Hello?
去看看誰在那裡 你去看看誰在那裡 - Go see who's out there. - You go see who's out there.
你比我更大隻 我的老天 - You're bigger than me. - Jesus Christ.
Donald 老兄 我知道是你 Donald, man, I know it's you.
誰在那裡 Who's there?
我跟你們說.. I told you guys, it's...
荷莉雪特 Holy shit! 你要去哪裡 Where you going?
上車 Get in the truck!
走了 Alberto - Let's go. - Alberto.
快點 咱們走了 Come on, let's go.
Alberto.
Alberto 老兄 你要去哪裡 Alberto, man, where are you going?
你不該打開那該死的盒子的 You shouldn't have opened that fucking box.
一定是那機掰 Donald 耍的詭計 我早跟你說了 It's fucking Donald playing tricks. I told you already.
不是機掰 Donald 不是機掰 Donald 但... - It's not Donald. It's not Donald. - But...
卡馬 我還有個工程等著完工呢 別把人給帶走了 Come on, come on. I got a job to finish. Don't take my guys away.
ㄟ 恁自己做啦 我真他媽肚爛你 - Hey, finish it yourself. - I hate you so much.
幹恁涼老雞掰 Fucking asshole.
嗨 Hector Hey, Hector?
三小 幹恁涼 我不幹了 - What? - Fuck you! I quit!
卡嗎 我看你就躲在那裡 Come on. I see you back there.
你在 畢瞎米洨 老兄 What are you pulling, man?
還挺難受的 That was rough.
我想我好像有夜盲症了 I think I'm developing night blindness.
我想可能是因為止痛藥 I think it might have been the pain-killer.
所以... So...
你想... 你想要進來嗎 you want to... you want to come in?
我大姨媽來訪了 I'm on my period.
你才沒有咧 No, you're not.
你知道嗎 我沒有 You know what? I'm not.
我只是現在真的不想幹砲 I just really don't want to have sex right now.
我也是 Neither do I.
Bye.
嗯哼 你會想這些人所經營的所有女傭服務 Well, you'd think with all the maid services these people run,
他們之後會曉得怎麼自己清理的 they'd know how to clean up after themselves.
發生瞎米代誌 發生瞎米代誌 - What's going on? - What's going on?
Hector 和他的團隊大半夜的給我跑掉 而且工作也沒做完 Hector and his crew ran off in the middle of the night without finishing the job.
那就是發生了三小事 That's what's going on.
我只是沒想到 Hector 會這麼做 I'm just shocked that Hector would do something like this.
這不像他 我附議 - It's not like him. - I second that.
墨西哥仔不會沒收到錢就跑掉的 It's not like a Mexican to run off without getting paid.
ㄟ 你回家時他們還在嗎 Hey, were they still here when you got home?
親愛的 你還好嗎 他宿醉中 - Honey? Are you okay? - He's hung over.
雷仔 有高血壓還喝這麼多 Raymond. Excessively drinking with your high blood pressure?
雷仔 你真可悲 Raymond, you're pathetic.
我沒告訴過你嗎 Have I ever told you that?
然後為這食物祈福 And bless this food.
阿門 阿門 - Amen. - Amen.
阿門 老北 做為一個不信邪的人 你真的祈禱的很多 Amen. Dad, for someone who doesn't believe in ghosts, you really do pray a lot.
阿母 你能幫我把糖漿遞過來嗎 好的 沒問題 親愛的 - Hey, Mom, can you pass the syrup? - Oh, sure, honey.
是的 你阿母跟我將你送到大城市 Yes, your mother and I sent you off to the big city,
然後你變成個酒鬼跑回來 我不是酒鬼 - and you came back an alcoholic. - I'm not an alcoholic.
當然 如果我打扮得跟你一樣 我也許也得喝個幾杯 Of course, if I dressed like you, I might have to have a few drinks
在我走出這房子前 噢 很好 所以你也懂啊 - before I walked out of the house, too. - Oh, good, so you understand.
你知道的 如果我的頭毛像你一樣 我會把它弄到另一邊 You know, if I had the hair like you, I'd part it on the other side.
男孩們 給恁祖母惦惦 Boys, stop it.
所以 我想我也許得組個搜索隊來找 Hector So, I was thinking that I may organize a search party for Hector.
Hector 沒有失蹤 Evey 他只是個懶墨西哥爛逼而已 Hector's not missing, Evey. He's just a lazy Mexican piece of shit.
阿母 你能載我去酒吧嗎 我昨晚把車留在那裡了 Hey, Mom, can I get a ride to my car? I left it at the bar last night.
親愛的 你真的不該把那車開上路了 Honey, you really shouldn't be driving that car on the road.
那牌照已經過期很久了 The tags expired years ago.
更別提那台車事實上 Yeah, not to mention the fact that that car
是你媽那娘砲表親 Freddy 的車 belonged to your mother's cousin Freddy, the faggot.
別用那個字 Donald Don't use that word, Donald.
我也得補充我的處方藥了 I also need to refill my prescription.
我會通知卡本特醫師的 謝謝 - I'll let Dr. Carpenter know. - Thanks.
直到你清理完後院的那些玩意兒 你哪都不能去 You're not going anywhere till you clean up that mess in the backyard.
你認真的嗎 Are you serious?
我是認真的嗎 聽起來是 - Don't I look serious? - Yeah.
你這是做了件好事啊 雷雷 你阿爸要求不是很多 It would be a nice thing to do, Raymond. Your father doesn't ask much.
很高興你回家了 親愛的 It's so good to have you home, honey.
回到家感覺很棒 It's great to be home.
嗯哼 我想我會去清理後院吧 Cool. I'll go clean up the yard, I guess.
Hey.
安怎 你有看到 Hector 嗎 - What's up? - Have you seen Hector?
嗯 他在裡面打瞌睡還有看電視 Yeah. He's inside taking a catnap and watching cable TV.
嘸啦 我沒看到三小 Hector 他消失了 這是為什麼我在這裡做這些 No, I haven't seen Hector! He vanished. That's why I'm out here doing this work.
ㄟ 領帶不錯噢 多謝啊 法克 - Hey, nice ascot. - Thanks. Fuck!
別他媽的這樣跟我說話 拍謝 老兄 我只是... - Don't fucking talk to me like that. - Sorry, man. I just...
我不是為你工作 我是為 Hector 好的 我了解 我很抱歉 - I don't work for you. I work for Hector. - Okay, I understand. I'm sorry.
很好 聽著 你得離開這鬼地方 老兄 Good. Look, you need to get out of this place, man.
我知道啊 我很肚爛這地方 不 認真的 好嗎 - I know, I hate it here. - No, seriously, all right?
你得快點離開這地方 You got to get out of this place.
有些夭壽瘋狂的事情在這裡發生 好嗎 There's some crazy shit happening here, all right?
像什麼 像昨天當我們在挖地的時候 - Like what? - Like yesterday while we were digging,
我們找到個噁爛的木頭盒子 Hector 他把它打開了 不是我 we found a creepy wooden box over there. Hector, he opened it. It wasn't me.
盒子裡有什麼 裡面有.. 嗯 一個噁爛的死女孩 - What was in the box? - It was, like, a creepy dead girl's,
穿著睡衣 like, carcass with a nightie.
你他媽的在跟我開玩笑嗎 不是 聽著 - Are you fucking kidding me now? - No! Look...
你找到個死掉的女孩子被埋在我老北的後院 You found a dead girl buried in my dad's backyard?
我也不想跟你說這些 好嗎 I hate to break it to you, all right?
有個邪惡的靈魂潛伏在你家 There is an evil spirit lurking on your property,
而當它出現時 我可不想待在這兒 所以我要閃了 好嗎 and I don't want to fucking be here when it shows up, so I'm out, all right?
這樣就說得通了 老實說整天總感覺有點什麼 That makes sense. Honestly, all day something's been feeling a little bit off.
我以為是因為宿醉的關係 不是 老兄 給恁爸醒醒 - I thought I just had a hangover. - No, dude. Wake the fuck up!
我來這裡只是為了搜刮你們冰箱的東西 I only came here to fucking raid your fridge,
拿我的腰包還有警告你們 就只是這樣 get my fanny pack, and warn you, that's it.
多謝了 老兄 我真的很感激 祝你好運 - Thank you, man. I really appreciate it. - Good luck.
給我坐下 Sit down. Right here.
現在... 來吧 Now... here we go.
來吧 讓我們開始吧 All right. Let's do this thing.
很好 Good.
從何時開始這家是你做主的 Since when do you make house calls?
從他們給我機會收你更多錢 Since they gave me the opportunity to charge you more money.
嗯~~哼 Fair enough.
所以 恁老北在嗎 So, is your dad here?
其實他今天掛了 很棒的消息吧 - He actually died today. - Good news.
我開玩笑的 他正在工作 壞消息 因為他是個老雞掰 - I'm just kidding. He's at work. - Bad news, 'cause he's a dick.
恁老北是個強盜 是個騙子 Your father is a scoundrel. He is a cheater.
而且他欠了我一堆錢 And he owes me a lot of money.
我的兄弟 你在對 "唱詩班的" 傳道呢 My brother, you are preaching to the choir on that one.
我想說的是 我不是很想去插手別人的代誌 My thing is, I kind of stay out of other people's business,
所以 也許... 如果你能把我的處方藥給我 我們就能 so maybe... if you could just give me my prescription, we could...
你知道嗎 You know what?
你再也不需要處方藥了 You don't need your prescription anymore.
你現在有夠健康的 你的病自己好了 You're perfectly healthy. Your condition has corrected itself.
好的 讓我... 讓我把這事情搞清楚 All right, let me... let me just get this straight for the record.
你是說過去的15年 我吃了不少藥治療的高血壓症頭 You're saying that... the blood-pressure condition I've had for the last 15 years,
就這樣奇蹟般的好了 and been on medication for, has just magically corrected itself?
基本上 是的 如果你試著要透過宰了我來報復我老北 - Basically, yes. - If you're trying to get back at my dad
我想是沒什麼作用的 我老北真的很肚爛俺 by killing me, I don't think it's gonna work. The guy... the guy really hates me.
雷仔 我從你出生就是你的醫生了 我還幫你割過包皮 Raymond, I have been your physician since you were born. I circumcised you.
我沒有要耍什麼小伎倆 你真的自己就好了 There's no sort of game being played here. You've simply outgrown your condition.
就這麼簡單 Simple as that.
這檔事常發生的 Happens all the time.
我他媽的得離開這假掰鎮了 I got to get the fuck out of this town.
至少 有氧運動課能讓我從 Hector 失蹤的事裡分心 Well, at least aerobics class will help take my mind off Hector's disappearance.
親愛的 你想想 你朋友大衛的阿母今晚會在那裡 Come to think of it, honey, your old friend David's mom will be there tonight.
阿母 你在講三小 Mom, what are you talking about?
一個禮拜有幾次我們會做個團體鍛鍊 Once a week, several of us get together for a group workout.
不是 我是說 Dave Richards? 我跟他才不是朋友 阿母 No, I mean... Dave Richards? I'm not friends with that guy, Mom.
他只是個爛逼貨 噢 親愛的 噓 - He's a total scumbag. - Oh, honey, shush.
他阿母跟我說他正在這個學區工作 His mother says he's working for the school district now.
我想教書是個高尚的職業 I think teaching is such a noble profession.
教書是個高尚的職業 阿母 但他阿母有跟你說他.. Teaching is a noble profession, Mom. But did his mom tell you also about how...
我沒在你面前這樣講過 但是他給個女孩指交 and I don't like using this language in front of you, but he fingered a girl
她就睡在巴士後面 她甚至不曉得 who was asleep on the back of the bus, and she didn't even know about it.
據稱他指交她 Allegedly fingered her.
你在幹麼 停 停 停 噢 停下來 是那可愛的小卷毛 - What are you doing? Stop! Stop, stop! - Oh, stop. It's that cute little cowlick.
我災 我弄了一個小時才變這樣 不要碰 I know, it's... it took like an hour to get it like this. Don't touch it.
這是什麼 我們到學校時先停停 - What is this? - We're stopping at the school first.
不能讓你阿爸肚子餓啊 是吧 Can't have your father starving now, can we?
老天都不願呢.. God forbid.
我不管你的規矩是什麼 他簽了合約了 I don't care what your policy is. He signed a contract.
你得操他媽的付他錢? You have to fucking tip him?
草坪看起來如何 How's the lawn look?
這些事讓我分心 沒法好好準備考試 I'm having trouble taking the exam with all these distractions.
親愛的 如果你想像那些特別的學生 Pumpkin, if you want to start taking your exams in the quiet room
去那間安靜的房間做測驗 我得要有你醫師的證明 with all the special-ed students, I'm gonna need to see a note from your doctor.
褲子不錯噢 我姐妹也有一條一樣的 Nice pants. My sister has the same ones.
Hello 是的 Hello? Yes.
你能慢點嗎 我聽不懂你在說三小 Will you slow down, please? I can't understand what you're saying.
嗯 你跟他說 等他回來馬上打給我 了解嗎 Well, you tell him to call me the second he returns, comprende?
謝啦 Gracias.
這是怎麼回事 What was that about?
蹲下來 Take a knee.
Hector 昨晚就失蹤了 Hector has been missing since last night.
阿爸 我想這裡有些奇怪的事情在發生 有個他底下的工人有過來 Dad, I think something weird's going on. One of his workers came by
就在今早過來找他 然後呢 - this morning looking for him. - Yeah?
他說找到了一個盒子 就埋在後院 He said they found some kind of, like, box buried in the yard.
你知道這回事嗎 三小? - Do you know anything about this? - What?
那些該死的 臭婊子 Those fucking putas.
你有跟你阿母說這些嗎 Did you tell your mother about this?
嘸 別跟她說 你知道她會怎樣的 - No. - Don't. You know how she gets.
好了 滾吧 All right, get out of here.
時間到了 Time's up.
考卷放桌上 Exams on the desk.
從我們停下來的地方開始吧 好的 - Start where we left off - Sure.
ㄟ 你今天工作到多晚 安怎 - Hey, how late are you working tonight? - Why?
我阿母和她朋友今晚要在家做有氧運動 My mom and her friends are getting together at the house for a group workout,
所以我想咱們可以一起出去七討 and I was thinking maybe we could hang out.
聽起來好慘 Sounds terrible.
我們一起出去玩還是我媽跟她朋友一起運動 Us hanging out or my mom working out with her friends?
我們一起出去玩 Us hanging out.
嗯 我同意 Yeah. I agree.
你知道麼 Dave Richard他老母今晚也會在那裡 Guess what? Dave Richards' mom is gonna be there tonight.
他不是有指交一個女的嗎 當她在公車上睡覺的時候 Didn't he finger some girl on the bus while she was asleep?
聽說 Allegedly.
嗯哼 總之 我想他現在過得還不錯 Yeah. Anyway, I guess he's doing really good for himself.
所以我想這是在公車指交女孩的結果 So I guess it pays to finger girls on buses.
Dave Richards 以前高中時去派對 Dave Richards used to go to parties in high school
以防萬一他會直接套個套子在他屌上 我想一定大受女孩歡迎 - with a condom on his dick just in case. - I bet that was a big hit with the girls.
只有我 Only me.
聽著 我今晚得要練鼓 也許下次吧 Listen, I've got drum practice tonight, so... maybe another time.
好的 Cool.
而且我也只不過給了那畢取一點藥 然後我就變壞人了 And I give the bitch a skosh of chloroform and all of the sudden, I'm the bad guy.
安怎 死娘砲 What's up, faggot?
喲 安怎啊 老兄 Yo. What's up, dudes?
T恤很酷噢 Cool shirts.
ㄟ 聽著 我現在真的快脫水了 我不想惹什麼麻煩 Hey, look, I'm really dehydrated right now and I don't want any trouble.
你認真的嗎 好吧 我們有三個 你只有一個 Seriously? Well, there's three of us and only one of you,
而且我他媽的才不管你個死Gay 想怎樣 所以... and we don't give a fuck what you want, so...
好消息是 我還會在鎮上待一些時間 The good news is, I'm gonna be in town for a while.
所以如果你還想從威脅我中放個假 那個... Carl So if you want to take the day off from threatening me, that... Carl!
讓他走 讓他走 讓他走 讓他走 他已經夠衰小的了 Let him go. Let him go. Let him go. Let him go. He's pretty fucked up.
雷仔 打開行李箱 三小 - Raymond, pop the trunk. - What?
打開行李箱 Pop the trunk!
我以為你已經去了什麼和平救難隊了 I thought you shipped off to the peace corps.
我今晚出發 我總得收拾一下行李 I'm shipping out tonight. I had to get my shit.
我很高興看到你 因為.. I'm glad I'm seeing you 'cause...
自從我上次見到你 Ever since I saw you last time,
我心裡一直有個不好的感覺 I've had this really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
什麼意思 你知道 你只... - What do you mean? - You know, you just...
你看起來似乎很心煩意亂和困惑 you seem really distraught and confused.
你知道 我只是想知道 You know, and I just want you to know...
我也曾那樣 好的 謝謝 我... 謝謝你 - I've been there. - Cool. Thanks. I... Thank you.
你得用鏡子好好地看看你自己 You got to take a good, long, honest look at yourself in the mirror, you know,
然後 對你自己說 我對這個沒問題的 你知道嗎 and just... and just say to yourself, "I'm okay with this," you know?
說 我愛我自己 我對自己這樣是沒問題的 - Say, "I love myself. - I'm okay like this.
這是有關接受自己 好的 - It's about acceptance. - Okay.
我能問個問題嗎 會越來越好的 - Can I ask you a question? - It gets better.
我真的不曉得你現在在講三小 但我同意你的看法 I really don't know what you're talking about right now, but I'm agreeing with you
有點為了有禮貌 因為. 因為你是Gay - kind of just to be polite. - 'Cause... 'cause you're gay.
不 我 不 我不是... 真的嗎 - N... no, I... No, I'm not. I'm not. - Really?
是的 不是Gay 我直的 因為你看起來很Gay - Yeah. Not gay. Straight. - 'Cause you seem so gay.
嗯哼 我就當作是你的讚美吧 恁安怎啊 怎麼看起來很難過 - Well, I take it as a compliment. - What is with you? Why are you so sad?
如果我跟你說 你保證不取笑我嗎 If I tell you, do you promise you won't make fun of me?
我啊災 看看啦 - I never know. - You never know.
自從我回家後 我一直看見一些影像 Ever since I've been back home, I've been having these flashbacks
就像我小時候看到的鬼魂 to, like, spirits that I used to see when I was a kid,
再加上一些奇妙 靈異的感覺 coupled with, like, strange, supernatural sensations.
噢 我的天 你還好嗎 - Oh, my G... - You okay?
你還好嗎 You okay?
給我點時間 ... Give me a second. Just...
我也看得見一些東西 沒跟別人講過 你認真的嗎 - I see things, too. Don't tell anybody. - Are you serious?
我認為你看到的是還沒去另一世界的靈魂 I think you're seeing spirits that haven't crossed over to the other side.
不 但我沒看到鬼魂 我沒看到什麼東西 No, but I'm not seeing ghosts. I'm not seeing anything.
我只是有種奇妙的.. 算了 那不重要 - I'm just have strange... - That doesn't matter.
聽起來 你快要看到他們了 From the sound of it, you're going to see them.
他們正在跟你連繫 當他們這麼做的時候 They're reaching out to you, and when they do,
你得想想他們是要你幹麼 you're gonna have to figure out what they want.
那聽起來還真麻煩 This sounds like a major inconvenience.
噢 你才曉得 那真的很麻煩 Oh, you have no idea. You have no idea.
鬼魂只有在想要什麼的時候才跟你溝通 Ghosts only communicate when they want something.
然後他們能用任何形式來拜訪你 And they can visit you in any form they want.
我是說 它們能是男的 女的 能是一個人 I mean, they can be a man, a woman. It could be human,
也可以是個可怕的怪獸 it could be a horrible monster.
滾下車 滾下車 滾上車 滾上車 Get off the car. Get off the car. Get in the car. Get in the car.
Okay.
現在 這... Now, this...
這是個邪眼飾品 this is an evil-eye pendant.
這玩意兒保護我渡過了不少事 Okay? It's gotten me out of a lot of hairy situations.
我想要你用這個保護你自己 I want you to use it to protect yourself.
好的 這裡 - Okay. - Here.
永遠要有防護措施啊 Always use protection.
Okay?
好 別只是.. 把它放你口袋裡 - Yeah. - Don't just... put it in your pocket.
噢 好的 別弄丟了 - Oh, yeah. - Don't lose it.
然後 弓步 弓步 弓步 And lunge. Lunge. Lunge.
是的 很好 就是這樣 And, yes, yes. Okay.
然後上 上 再往下 And up. And up. And bring it down.
下 下 再下 And down. And down. And down.
嗨 阿爸 你真他媽的是個死變態 Hey, Dad. You're a total fucking creep.
那可是個事實 And that's a fact.
雷仔 進來 來這裡 親愛的 看是 Richards 太太 Raymond! Come in. Come here, honey. Look, it's Mrs. Richards.
看看你 噢~ 華麗登場 Look at you! Oh, my God, all fancy,
從大城市回來 因為你的到來讓咱們都篷畢生輝了 coming down from the big city to grace us with your presence.
然後你老母跟我說你再找工作啊 Oh, yeah, and your mom tells me you're looking for work.
系啊 找個工作 找嘸啊 Yep. Looking for work. Can't find a job.
多謝您提起來啊 親愛的 這是運用人際關係 - Thanks for bringing that up. - Honey, it's networking.
你知道嗎 我也說不上來 但就在某天 You know, I can't put my finger on it, but just the other day,
有個人跟我說 Dave 現在過得很不錯 你一定很驕傲吧 someone was telling me that Dave's doing really good. You must be proud.
我很以他為傲 嗨 等等 看下這個 I am so proud. Hey, wait. Look at this.
瞧瞧這個 我英俊的兒子 Check this out. Here's my handsome man.
真他媽的帥啊 你知道我覺得他哪裡最好看嗎 So fucking handsome. And you know what I've always found most handsome about him?
他肥厚的手指 三小? - His thick fingers. - Excuse me?
有夠肥厚的手指 我一直都很羡慕 Very thick fingers. I've always been envious.
他是個老師 噢~ 真的嗎? 老師 - You know, he's a teacher now. - Oh, really? A teacher?
老師給了他方向 焦點 目標 It has given him such... direction, focus, purpose.
方向 焦點 目標 人生還能有何所求呢~~ Direction, focus, and purpose. What more could you want?
然後... 等等.. - And.. - Hold on...
你有聽到嗎 我得走了 Do you hear that? I got to go.
好的 聽著 我知道.. 我知道 我得跟你談談 Okay, look. I know... I know, I have to talk to you.
他有點不太對勁 他只是比較敏感而已 親愛的 - There is something wrong with him. - He's just really sensitive, honey.
所以 休息時間結束了 女士嗎 好的 - So, break's over, ladies. - Okay.
咱們開始吧 - Hop to it! - Let's go. And, go!
往上 再往上 And up. And do it.
Mom!
雷雷 安怎 - Raymond! - What?
你是在叫三小啊 有東西在流水孔 - What are you screaming about? - There's something in the drain!
啥小 What?
嗨 你是不是吃了俺的冰淇淋蛋糕 Donald - Hey, did you eat my ice-cream cake? - Donald.
雷仔 Raymond?
你有嗎?? 嗯哼 俺吃了 - Did you? - Yeah, I did.
他有 他吃了 He did. He ate it.
拍謝啦 我就知道 我就知道 - Yeah. Sorry. - Yeah, he did. I knew it. I knew it.
他奶奶的 Donald - God damn it. - Donald...
雷仔 你知道俺有多愛那個冰淇糕蛋糕嗎 Raymond, you know how much I love that ice-cream cake.
Donald 親愛的 你甚至沒有.. Donald. Honey, you're not even...
你是整天他媽的在叫三小啦 What are you screaming all over the goddamn place for all the time?
你有找到什麼東西嗎? 我不是警告過你了嗎... - Did you find anything? - Did I not warn you...
別讓你阿母受到刺激 not to get your mother worked up?
老北 有某人或某樣東西在我房裡 你得相信我 Dad, there was somebody or something in my room. You have to believe me.
某人? 某樣東西? Something? Somebody?
嘸 三小都嘸 No, there's nothing!
這裡什麼都沒有 阿爸 我親眼看見的 - There's nothing in this room! - Dad, I saw it with my own eyes.
嘸啦 從來就沒有 有啦 - Nothing! There never was. - There was.
你阿母跟偶開始擔心你了 兒子 Your mother and I are starting to worry about you, son.
我們家族有精神分裂症的病史 There's a history of schizophrenia in our family.
誰有精神分裂症? 嗯 你捉到我了 - Who has schizophrenia? - Well, you caught me in a lie there.
嘸啦 我們家族沒有精神分裂症的病史 你為什麼要耍我 - No, there's no schizophrenia in our family. - Why would you make that up?
我試著跟你談論一個重點 你現在就像一個有妄想精神分裂的病人 I'm just trying to make a point. You're acting like a paranoid schizophrenic.
而我想要你停止 And I want it to stop!
給我振作點 You get your shit together.
Hey.
你房間的床怎麼了 What's wrong with the bed in your room?
我在樓上睡得不太舒服 所以我想說就睡下面囉 I was kind of uncomfortable up there, so I thought I'd sleep down here
下面比較舒服 where it's comfortable.
我想我... I think I'm just...
我只是因為找工作這檔事弄得心力交悴 I'm just stressing myself out with this job search, you know?
嗯 你得學著因應這樣的情況 Well, you have to learn how to handle that.
抗壓力是成功的一大要素 Stress management is a very important component in success in business.
它的確是 是啊 - It really is. - Yeah.
三小 What the hell?
你手怎麼了 啊災 - What happened to your arm? - I don't know.
肯定是你阿母在睡著時抓的 Your mother must have scratched me in her sleep.
我想我蛋蛋上也有 她手應該沒在那裡吧.. I think I got one on my scrotum, too. She wasn't anywhere near it.
我不曉得你是誰還是三小蜜 I don't know who or what you are,
但我真的很抱歉你被打擾了 but I'm really, really sorry that you were disturbed.
所以我將為你舉行一個正式的葬禮儀式 So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna give you a proper burial.
相對的 And in return,
我會十分感謝你就這樣到另一個世界去 I would really appreciate it if you would just cross over to the other side
遠離我及我的家人 and leave me and my family alone.
這真是個很差的鬧鬼時機啊 This is a really bad time for a haunting.
Longstreet牧場... Longstreet Ranch...
1860.
我試了 Well, I tried.
滑得...法克?? What the... fuck?
感謝你的光臨 Thanks for coming.
噢 小子 Oh, man.
幹~ Fuck!
阿母 老北 我呢.. Mom, Dad, I was...
在尻槍 masturbating.
小心點啊 親愛的 Be careful, darling.
Hello?
你知道... You know...
當你阿母在擔心你的時候 總是說個沒完沒了 When your mother worries about you, I never hear the end of it.
她今早心情很好 她為什麼早上心情好 - She was in such a good mood all morning. - Why is she in such a good mood?
他們今天找到 Hector 真的嗎 他還好嗎 他發生什麼事 - They found Hector today. - Really? Is he okay? What happened to him?
嘸人災 他起肖了 Nobody knows. He's delirious.
如果你問我的話 我覺得他吸毒了 If you ask me, the guy's on meth.
你知道冰毒是三小嗎 我很清楚 - What do you know about meth, Dad? - Everything.
真的 很清楚? 你知道冰毒的所有代誌 Really? Everything? You know everything about meth?
我有看過一篇 Dwart Farquhar 的報告 I saw a documentary narrated by Dwart Farquhar.
Dwart Farquhar 他媽的是誰啊 法瓜哥 一個被低估的演員 - Who the shit is Dwart Farquhar? - Farquhar. Very underrated actor.
好吧 我會好好看看他的作品的 你最喜歡他哪部電影 All right. I'll look into his work. What's your favorite movie of his?
"子彈快沒了" 我會先看那部 - "Running out of bullets." - I'll watch that one first.
這裡 我找到這玩意 Here, I found this.
那不是我的 不過我會為你收著 That's not mine. But I'll hold onto it for you.
好的 而且我懂冰毒 All right. And I know meth.
你怎麼進來的 How'd you get in here?
你真的相信我嗎 有需要這麼驚訝嗎 - You really believe me? - Why are you so surprised?
打從我看到的第一個鬼魂之後 還沒人這麼認真看待這件事 It's the first ghost I've seen in a while. I'm just not used to being taken seriously.
操 關門了 嗯~ 明天再來嗎? Damn, it's closed. Oh, well. Come back tomorrow?
掩護我 Cover me.
你在衝啥 你在衝啥 What are you doing? What are you doing?
那些是很不錯的窗子 別從那裡進去 Those are really nice windows. Don't break those.
你是在講三小 What does that even mean?
現在是安怎? What now?
女士優先 Ladies first.
很好 Longstreet 好的 好的 在這裡 Longstreet All right. Longstreet... Okay. Okay, there it is. Longstreet.
Elizabeth Longstreet, 死於1月27日, 1855. "Elizabeth Longstreet, died January 27, 1855.
死後留下她的丈夫 Ambrose Longstreet 和她的女兒 Hannah Survived by her husband, Ambrose Longstreet, and daughter, Hannah."
你看 Ambrose Longstreet 和她的女兒 Hannah Look at this... Ambrose Longstreet and his daughter, Hannah,
一樣死在 1860年的7月18號 你覺得發生什麼事 - died on the same day, July 18, 1860." - What do you think happened?
昨夜 Longstreet 牧場 發生了一場恐怖的大屠殺 "Last night, Longstreet Ranch, the site of a terrible slaughter
兇手為 Bogden 兄弟 carried out by the Bogden brothers."
你在哭嗎 Are you crying?
我特別纖細啊 I'm extra sensitive.
噢 我最好不要是懷孕了 Oh, I better not be pregnant again.
Okay.
Ambrose 的屍體被放置在一個不知名的墳裡 Ambrose's body was found strewn across an unmarked grave.
真是有夠慘的 不 就是這樣了 就是她了 - That's so tragic. - No, that's it. That's it.
她就是纏著我的鬼魂 小女孩 Hannah She's the one haunting me. The little girl, Hannah.
她可能想葬回當初她父親埋她的地方吧 She wants to be returned to where her father buried her, probably.
哇操 所以我們要做的就是找到她的屍體 - Fuckin' "A." - So, all we got to do is find her body,
放回她本來該在的地方 她就會安息了 而我們也可以不用再管這些破事了 put it back in the ground. She'll be at rest, and then we can be done with all this.
你是說"偶們"嗎 雪特 是的 我說"偶們" - Did you say "we"? - Shit, yeah, I said "we."
是有根屌還是什麼的在你耳朵裡嗎 偶們 你和我 安怎 你怕了嗎 You got a banana in your ear or something? We. You and me. What, are you scared?
你怕啦 老實說你看起來有點小恐慌 You scared? You look a little scared, I'm gonna be honest.
你不是應該跟靈界溝通嗎 Aren't you supposed to communicate with the dead?
直接問鬼魂她的屍骨去哪啦 我沒那麼多時間浪費生命 Just ask the ghost where her body went. I don't have all day.
你提起了一個很有趣的觀點 You raise an interesting point.
真的得穿這個嗎 小聲點 - Really have to wear this? - Keep your voice down.
你會吵醒我老北的 然後是的 我們得穿這個 You're gonna wake up my dad. And yes, we do have to wear this.
如果你想接觸靈界 你就得遵守一些規則 If you want to make contact with the spirit world, you have to follow specific rules,
大家都知道他們會找溫暖的白光 and everyone knows they find white soothing.
我看起來有點像三K黨 是有點像啊 - I look like a klan member. - You kind of do.
而且 碰到燭光會燒起來 Also, they're drawn to candlelight.
能給恁爸一點尊重嗎 三小 - Can you please show a little respect? - What?
當我們問她 她的靈體在哪時 她不該感到受威脅 When we ask her where her spirit is, she shouldn't feel threatened.
她得感覺被鼓勵 我們得激勵她 She has to feel encouraged. We have to encourage her.
那如果她真的感覺受到威脅呢 And what if she does feel threatened?
你能跑多快 How fast can you run?
好的 準備好了嗎 給我你的手 All right. You ready? Give me your hand.
Hannah Longstreet, hi.
我名字叫 Raymond 這是我的助手 Becca My name is Raymond, and this is my associate, Becca.
我們是這世界的居民 We are inhabitants of the living world,
所以請告訴我們你的遺體在哪裡 so please tell us where your body is.
進行得不錯啊 That worked great.
噢 你知道嗎 Oh, you know what?
我們需要一些屬於她的東西 她下葬的那個箱子 我去把它拿來 We need something that belonged to her. The box she was buried in. I'll go get it.
我要去把它拿來 你能一個人待在這恐怖房等一下嗎 I'll get it. You can wait in the creepy room alone.
你他媽的跟我開玩笑嗎 You fucking kidding me?
荷莉雪特 Becca 你一定不相信我剛看到三小了 Holy shit. Becca, you're not gonna believe what I just saw.
三小 What?
阿爸 Dad!
你哪位 老北 - Who are you? - Dad!
嗨 你.. 老爸 我可以解釋 - Hey! Yo... - Dad, I can explain.
我們還以為有個小偷在樓下 We thought there was a burglar down here.
ㄟ 你帶女孩子回來 你應該帶回你房間 Hey, you bring a girl home, you take her up to your room.
下次你打擾到你阿母吸恁爸的爸 Next time you interrupt your mother sucking my dick,
你他媽的死定了 你剛剛真這麼說嗎?? - there's gonna be hell to pay. - Did you really just say that?
如果能有這麼爽的事 我才不會只講這麼一點 If I had it to do over, I wouldn't have revealed that last piece of information.
你從哪找到的 你是不是從後院挖出來的 Where'd you get this? Did you dig this up out of the yard?
你怎麼知道它埋在後院 How'd you know it was buried in the yard?
老北 遺體在哪 不要問 - Dad, where's the body? - Drop it.
阿爸 跟我說遺體在哪 不要再問了 雷仔 我警告你 - Dad, tell me where the body is. - Just drop it, Raymond. I'm warning you.
阿爸 遺體在哪 我跟你說不要再問了 - Dad, where's the body? - I'm telling you to drop it.
阿爸 我跟你說 不要再問了 - Dad, I'm telling you... - Drop it!
跟我說遺體在哪 不然我跟老母講 Tell me where the body is or I'll tell Mom.
Becca 我知道遺體在哪了 Becca, I know where the body is.
我不想再參與這件事了 雷仔 I don't want to be part of this anymore, Raymond.
Becca 你是第一個能看見我所看到的人 Becca, you're the first person who's seen what I've seen.
我看夠了 I've seen enough.
好吧 至少讓我把我阿母的毯子拿回來吧 Well, can I at least get my mom's sheet back?
你睡在這裡嗎 是的 - You sleep here? - Yeah.
不是每個人都有父母幫他付錢去唸商學院 Not everyone has parents paying our way through business school.
幫我埋葬她 不要 - Help me bury her. - No.
我們只要埋了她 一切就都結束了 這就是這麼回事啊 We bury her and it's all over. That's how this works.
卡馬 咱們讓被謀殺的小女孩靈魂安息吧 Come on. How about we put the spirit of a murdered little girl to rest?
抓到你了吧 你個小狗婊 Now I got you, you little son of a bitch.
辦不到 這是個有歷史性的文物 Out of the question. It's a historical artifact.
的確 但那不屬於你 True. But it doesn't belong to you.
恁老北給了我 那就表示捐給我了 Your father gave it to me. That makes it a donation.
沒有什麼我能做的來說服你嗎~~ And there's nothing I can do to help persuade you?
他 他如何~~ 我怎麼了 - Him. What about him? - What about me?
幫我吹吹屌 你就能把那骷髏拿走 Give me a blow job and you can have the skeleton.
好唄 不 給恁祖母坐下 - All right. - No! Sit.
好的 我想我們沒什麼好說的了 Well, I believe we're done here, then.
你真的要幫他吹屌嗎 我是有這麼想啦 - Were you seriously gonna give him a blow job? - I was thinking about it.
Virginia...
再見了 你們這兩小兔崽 請滾 See these young folks out, please.
我不敢相信你爸把她的遺體給了那雞掰 I can't believe your dad gave her body to that asshole.
看來我們只能再偷摸進去一次 我們要怎麼知道 Hannah 的遺體在哪 - Guess we'll have to break in again. - How are we gonna know where Hannah's body is?
你們要那小女孩的遺體幹麼 What do you kids want with the body of a dead girl?
跟你說你也不會信的 You wouldn't believe us if we told you.
她的靈魂從墳裡回到這世上了 對吧 Her spirit has returned from beyond the grave, hasn't it?
我這一生一直都在跟鬼魂進行溝通 I've been communicating with the spirit world my entire life.
人們都覺得我瘋了 荷莉雪特 我也常被人認為瘋了 - People used to think I was crazy. - Holy shit. I get that a lot myself.
聽著 女士 我不知道你是哪位 有什麼故事 但我們需要你的幫助 Look, lady, I don't know who you are or what your story is, but we need your help.
如果我們沒有她的遺體 我們沒法讓 Hannah 的靈魂歸去 We can't put Hannah's spirit back to rest if we don't have her body,
而那個舔假屌老頭是不會給我們的 我們倉庫就在樓下 - and that dildo licker won't give it to us. - We have a storage facility downstairs.
我會把它給換出來 等會兒外面見 I will switch her remains and meet you out back.
Cornelius 瞎得跟蝙蝠一樣 他不會看出來有什麼不同的 Cornelius is blind as a bat. He'll never know the difference.
你有很強烈的能量 You have such a strong aura.
你知道嗎 靈魂會被像你和我這樣的人所吸引 Do you know, spirits are attracted to people like you and I.
幹他老師雞掰怪 Fucking weirdos.
噢 雪特 Oh, shit!
衝啥小 What the fuck?
你等等應該去檢查一下 You should probably get that checked out.
我們要說點什麼嗎 Should we say something?
Yeah.
安息吧 Hannah 我對你的往生感到很抱歉 但是... Rest in peace, Hannah. I'm sorry that you're dead. But...
嗨 至少你跟你家人團圓了 Hey, at least you're back together with your family.
阿門 Amen.
哈囉 我希望你們倆等等能做點 - Hello. - Well, I hope you two managed
在床上做的活動啊 to relegate your activities to the bedroom.
Donald 你的禮貌 Donald, your manners.
拍謝啊 Excuse him.
雷仔 你朋友啊 我叫 Becca - Raymond, is this your friend? - I'm Becca.
嗨 你要留下來吃晚餐嗎 親愛的 Hi. Would you like to stay for dinner, honey?
一些 Donald 的球員會過來 Some of Donald's players are coming over.
也許下次吧 噢 好吧 - Maybe another time. - Oh, all right.
嗨 老北 你在這裡衝啥 - Hey, Dad? - What are you doing here?
聽著 我知道我們不是對每件事都有一樣的觀點 Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye on everything,
但我只是要你知道 你是我老北 but I just want you to know that having a relationship with you is...
對我很重要 it's really important to me.
Raymond...
你是我的兒子 you're my son.
就醬? That's it?
你介意去樓下幫你阿母嗎 Would you mind going down to the kitchen and helping your mom?
今晩對我很重要 Tonight is very important to me.
我的生活爛透了 Fuck my life.
每一年 我們都有個小聚會 Every year, we have a little get-together...
是給我們獎項的贏家的 for our award winners.
強中之王 The best of the best.
你們是我的 A 級隊伍 You're my "A" squad.
而我對你們的每一位都感到驕傲 And I'm proud of each and every one of you.
第一個獎項 This first award...
是年度最兇猛防守者 goes to our fiercest defender of the year.
他是個我從小看到到的年輕人 He's a young man I've watched grow
從男孩長大成男人 我想我教了他所有的東西 from a boy to a man, and I'd like to think I taught him everything he knows.
我愛他就像我的家人 我為他感到十分驕傲 I love him like family. I couldn't be more proud of him.
Archibald 過來這裡領獎 來吧 Archibald, come up here and get this. Come on.
愛你喲 教練 Love you, coach.
有個 Archibald 這樣的名字 你差不多就有很棒的運動天份了 With a name like Archibald, you kind of have to get good at sports
去避免被胖揍一頓 雷仔 拜託 - to avoid getting your ass kicked. - Raymond, please.
只是說說而已 就像最糟的名字 Just saying. It's, like, the worst name ever.
現在 在我們頒發第二個獎之前 我想跟大家道歉 Now, before we get to the second award, I want to apologize.
我老婆忘了葡萄汽水 My wife forgot the grape pop.
嗨 拍謝 Hey, sorry.
好的 現在 All right. Now...
我們第二個獎項 我想是最佳進步.. our second award, that I think is the most improved...
Jimmy 過來這裡 Jimmy. Come on up here.
幹得好啊 小子 Yes. There you go, boy.
你阿爸對你跟對他的球員一樣感到驕傲的 雷仔 Your father's just as proud of you as he is of his players, Raymond.
他只是有時很難表現出來 Sometimes he just has a hard time showing it.
Thanks.
好的 謝謝你們的到來 All right. Thanks for coming.
好的 季後賽下星期就來了 好嗎 All right. Playoffs begin next week, all right?
我們要準備好 抱歉剛發生的事 Let's be ready. Sorry about what happened.
剛剛是發生了三小事情 爸 你跟阿母得搬去旅館 - What the hell was that in there? - Dad, you and Mom need to move into a hotel.
你在講三小 這聽起來的確很肖 但這房子鬧鬼了 - What are you talking about? - It sounds crazy, but the house is haunted.
你起肖了嗎 嘸 哇嘸 - Are you out of your mind? - No, I'm not!
我很抱歉在你男朋友前讓你丟臉了 但... I'm sorry I embarrassed you in front of your boyfriends, but...
你從你出生那天就一直在讓我丟臉了 You've been an embarrassment to me since the day you were born.
但是呢 我老早就把我對你的期望降到底了 However, I've managed to lower my expectations to a degree
所以剛剛那事情我覺得沒什麼大不了的 that an incident like that in there leaves me relatively unaffected.
但讓我困擾的是你的精神狀況 But what does bother me is the state of your mental health,
因為你就像個他媽的大瘋逼 because you're acting like a fucking nut.
現在給我振作點 Now get it together!
她為什麼還不放過你 我啊災 - Why won't she leave you alone? - I don't know.
也許她還有什麼未完成的事情或什麼的 Maybe she still has unfinished business or something.
我們埋了你的遺體了 你還有什麼事情如此掛心的 We buried your body. What are you so hung up on?
我老爸肯定想將我送到精神病院去了 My dad's gonna have me institutionalized.
為何她不乾脆出現在我們面前跟我們說她到底要什麼\ Why doesn't she just come right out and tell us what she wants?
也許她正試著 我們只是不曉得如何才能聽到 Maybe she's trying to, and we just don't know how to hear her.
噢 老天 Evey 你看看他今晚 Oh, Christ, Evey. You saw him tonight.
讓他接受精神檢查不是問題的答案 Donald Having him committed is not the answer, Donald.
嗯哼 他會渡過這階段的 - Yeah? - He's going through a phase.
他會渡過的 如果他沒有的 - It will pass. - What if it doesn't?
我們沒法選我們的孩子 我們能做的就是去愛他 We don't get to pick our children. All we can do is love them.
我們該去領養就好的 We should've adopted.
不是其他顏色的小孩 你知道我在講三小 Not some ethnic kid. You know what I'm saying.
一個小白孩 A white kid.
Donald 你的口氣好臭 去潄潄口好嗎 Donald, your breath is terrible. Go brush, will you?
我們不用 Don 是誰 - No solicitors. - Don. Who is it?
我們是來找你的兒子的 雷仔 - We're here to see your son. - Raymond?
好的 不管他做了三小 我跟你道歉 Well, whatever he's done, I apologize.
這小子腦子進水的 不 讓她進來 - The kid's not right in the head. - No, let her in.
你在衝啥小 他在樓上 - Where in the hell are you going? - He's upstairs.
你是在衝啥小 你是在衝.. What's wrong with you? What are you...?
交朋友對雷仔來講是件好事 It's just so good to see Raymond making friends.
雷仔 這是我的孫女兒 Zelda 說哈囉 Raymond, this is my granddaughter. Zelda, say hello.
嗨 Zelda 很高興認識你 Hi, Zelda. Nice to meet you.
好的 她在這裡做什麼 Okay. What's she doing here?
Hannah 的靈魂一直在找你麻煩 Hannah's spirit has been troubling you,
如果讓她跟個同年紀的人談談會讓她自在一點 and speaking with someone her own age will help relax her.
很高興又看到你了 It's good to see you again.
這是什麼 遺體有發生什麼事嗎 What's this? Has anything happened to the body?
我丟下去了 I dropped it.
她被做記號了 你不能待在這 She's been marked. You can't stay here.
你在這裡不安全 你得快走 你得在外面等 It's not safe for you to be in here. You must go. You must wait outside.
很好 我就在外面等唄 Good. I will wait outside.
Hi.
這是留聲機 是最早能拿來錄音的機器 It's a phonautograph. It's the earliest known device for recording sound.
我有個錄音機在我背包裡 用那個會不會簡單點 I have a tape recorder in my backpack, if that's easier.
Hannah 出生於18世紀 Hannah was born in the 1800s.
我們如果用他那時代的東西 Our chances of communicating with her
能跟她溝通的機會才可以大大增加 are far greater using a device from the same period.
Zelda 我會從三數到一 Zelda, I'm gonna count from three down to one.
我要你飄離至靈魂的世界 I want you to drift off into the spirit world,
但我要你的心神留在這裡 but I want your mind to remain here.
三 二 一 Three, two, one.
你能聽到嗎 Zelda 可以 阿嬤 - Can you hear me, Zelda? - Yes, grandma.
她怎麼做到的 她穿越了~~ - How'd she do that? - She's crossed over.
Hannah 你在嗎 Hannah 跟我們談談 跟我們說你要什麼 Hannah, are you there? Hannah, speak to us. Tell us what you want.
它很生氣 It's angry.
Zelda 問問 Hannah 為何如此憤怒 它說它不是 Hannah - Zelda, ask Hannah why she's angry. - It says it's not Hannah.
Zelda 你有看到靈體嗎 你能形容它嗎 Zelda, did you see the spirit? Can you describe it?
噢 我的天 是 Ambrose Longstreet Oh, my God, it's Ambrose Longstreet.
誰 Hannah的老爸 - Who? - Hannah's father.
Ambrose 你要什麼 他不讓我走 - Ambrose, what do you want? - He won't let me go.
Ambrose 讓她走 告訴我們你要什麼 Ambrose, let her go and tell us what you want.
我要它回來 你要什麼回來 - I want it back. - What do you want back?
項鍊 什麼項鍊 誰拿走了 - The necklace. - What necklace? Who... who has it?
那傢伙 他偷走了 - The man. - He stole it.
那傢伙 哪個傢伙 誰偷走了 - The man. - What man? Who has it?
項鍊在哪 Ambrose 他做的! - Where is the necklace, Ambrose? - He did it.
你覺得怎樣 不是很好 - How do you feel? - Not so good.
Virginia 我不能沒有妳跟我一起完成這件事 雷仔 你必須得這麼做 - Virginia, I can't do this without you. - Raymond, you must.
如果沒有 Becca會非常危險 你說什麼 - If not, Becca's in great danger. - What do you mean?
如果靈體跟心靈上尚未啟蒙的人對話 它會變成有報復性 If a spirit interacts with someone who's psychically unaware, it turns vengeful.
你 她 還有你的父母都會很危險 You, her and your parents will all be in great danger.
會越來越糟的 項鍊在哪 It's only gonna get worse. Where's the necklace?
我不曉得他講的項鍊在哪 雷仔 你得找到它 - I don't know what necklace he's talking about. - Raymond, you've got to find it!
Raymond.
好的 我受不了了 你不能給我待在家裡了 All right, that's it. That's it. You can't stay here anymore.
聽著 爸 你跟阿母有麻煩了 不 你聽著 - Listen, Dad, you and Mom are in trouble! - No, you listen!
我已經取消了你的信用卡 我已經停止幫你付公寓的房租了 I've canceled your credit cards. I've stopped payment on your apartment.
我不會再幫你付錢了 先生 爸 這件事很重要 - You are cut off, mister. - Dad, this is serious.
你再踏進這房子一步 我會讓你去接受精神檢查 You take one step back into that house, I'll have you committed.
你懂嗎 "精神檢查" You understand? Committed!
你看起來糟透了 You look like shit.
謝了 我做了個惡夢 Thanks. I had a nightmare.
我想我沒法忘記你跟 Dave Richards 打過一砲 I don't think I'll ever get over the fact that you slept with Dave Richards.
據說~ Allegedly.
你脖子受傷了嗎 我有藥 Your neck hurt? I've got a pill for that.
我得在那玩意對我父母做什麼之前找到項鍊 I have to find that necklace before something bad happens to my parents.
甜心 有什麼喝的嗎 拜託 Sweetheart, something to drink, please.
來雙份的 Make it a double.
所以 雷仔 So, Raymond,
醫生打來說他今天下午可以回家 the doctor called and said your father can come home this afternoon.
Donald 心情很低落 Donald's depressed, though.
Archibald 好像今晚邀他去鄉村俱樂部 It seems Archibald invited him to the country club tonight.
鄉村俱樂部 很合理 Country club. That figures.
你知道 你不會偶然碰見一大堆窮人叫 Archibald 的 You know, you don't run across a lot of poor people named Archibald.
你不會的 會嗎 You don't, do you?
拍謝 Excuse me.
這還挺有趣的 This is fun.
我喜歡她 I like her.
阿母 拜託你聽我說 那房子不安全 Mom, please listen to me. The house is not safe.
跟我保證你不會回去那裡 直到我能處理好那些事 Promise me you won't go back there, not until I can take care of things.
雷仔 我的老天啊 你到底怎麼了 Raymond, for heaven's sake, what is going on with you?
我很擔心你啊 親愛的 I'm worried about you, honey.
答應我 接下來整天你都會待在醫院裡陪爸 Just promise me you'll spend the rest of the day at the hospital with Dad.
但那很荒謬啊 But that's ridiculous.
那真的會使你變好嗎 It will really make you feel better?
是的 會 謝謝你 - Okay, I will. - Thank you.
阿母 為何老北這麼恨我 Mom, why do you think Dad hates me so much?
恁老北不恨你 雷仔 Your father doesn't hate you, Raymond.
他只是... He just...
他只是不懂一些事 He just doesn't understand some things.
對不起 I'm sorry.
我只是要你知道 我們倆個都很愛你 親愛的 What I want you to know is that we both love you very, very much, honey.
我們以你為傲 我要你永遠記得 And we're proud of you. And I want you to always remember that.
謝謝 阿母 Thanks, Mom.
我突然想到 有個方法能讓你阿爸對你施點父愛 I just thought of something. A way that you can get back into your dad's good graces.
還有回家 And come home.
謝謝 鑰匙 - Thank you. - Keys.
給我你的鑰匙 謝謝 - Give me your keys. - Thanks.
我想 我想你也許想坐著 I think... I think you might want to stay seated
為了接下來的.. 噢 我的天 - for the next... - Oh, my goodness.
..幾個小時 你有水或是咖啡嗎 任何能醒酒的? ...few hours. Do you have any water or coffee? Anything?
你還好嗎 我想我剛打了一個很辣的酒嗝 - You all right? - I think I'm having a hot flash.
Hi.
拍謝 Excuse me.
為什麼 你好 Don Why, hello, Don.
接到你的來電 我還在想要多久的時間才讓你 Got your calls. I was wondering how long it was gonna take you
查覺雷仔已經沒在服藥了 before you realized Raymond was off his antipsychotics.
聽著 給我錢 Listen, give me my money,
然後我會再開給"高血壓藥"的 and I will prescribe his "blood pressure" medication again.
好嗎 就這麼說定了 Okay? That's the deal. Okeydoke.
操他媽的假掰吸屌王 Fucking cocksucker!
Wadsworth 先生在哪 Where's Mr. Wadsworth?
Wadsworth 先生 Mr. Wadsworth....
在醫院裡 跟他的斷屌在一起 is in the hospital with a broken boner.
我從臨時的提昇至代課老師 I've been approved to temporarily fill in as substitute teacher
因為他們這麼短的時間他們來不及找人 since they couldn't find anybody else on such short notice.
唬爛 Bullshit.
咱們從點名開始吧 各位 你是同性戀 對吧 - Let's start with attendance, shall we? - You're gay, right?
以前從沒碰過 Gay 砲 Never met a gay person before.
做為一個足球教練 Being a football coach and all,
恁阿爸一定很失望吧 your father must be so disappointed.
你認識我嗎 你認識我嗎 Do you know me? Do you know me?
我在問你問題 你認識我嗎 I'm asking you a question. Do you know me?
我會告訴你我是誰 I'll tell you who I am.
我是個他媽的巫師 I'm a fucking wizard...
坐著操他媽逼的時光機從未來回到現在 sent from the future in a motherfucking time machine
來告訴你你他媽的是個婊屁孩 to tell you that you are an asshole.
你就是那種典型會取笑胖子或矮子的死屁孩 You're the type of person that makes fun of fat, short little kids
然後讓他們餘生都感到很難過 and makes them feel bad about themselves for the rest of their lives
就因為你以為自己很屌 好的 你知道嗎 because you think you're so special. Well, you know what?
你不屌 你不特別 你甚至還不是很有趣的人 You're not special. You're not different. You're not even particularly interesting.
你只是個偏執 恐同 鄉下來的足球婊 You're the same bigoted, homophobic, redneck, football-scoring,
馬丁路德殺手 賤逼爛婊鄉下人 Martin Luther King-assassinating, asshole-faced son-of-a-bitch redneck
你一輩子都無法接受你自己 that you have spent your entire life rebelling against.
而你知道嗎 And I know...
那把你內心的自我都給抹滅了 that that kills you inside.
拍謝啦 Sorry about that.
想要離開這裡嗎 當然 - Want to get out of here? - Yeah.
YA 咱們他媽的閃人吧 ㄟ 幹恁老雞掰 各位 Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. Hey, fuck you, guys.
好的 Becca 在這裡等 總比回酒吧好 All right, Becca, wait here. Better yet, go back to the bar.
這裡更安全點 拜託 我能照顧我自己 - It's safer. - Please. I can take care of myself.
你被做記號了 我不會讓你有什麼意外的 You've been marked. I'm not letting you go any further.
你被做記號了 You've been marked.
你看 Virginia 你不能自己去 You saw what happened to Virginia. You're not going in there alone.
那感覺不錯 That felt good.
Ambrose.
Ambrose? Ambrose. Ambrose?
Ambrose 瞧瞧這個 - Ambrose. - Check this out.
你還好嗎 You okay?
Ambrose 別殺她 我... Ambrose, don't kill her! I...
我能修正這一切的 只要告訴我那項鍊在哪裡 I can fix this! Just tell me where the necklace is.
除非你牌照換新了 不然我不會再坐這台車了 I'm not riding in this thing again until you get new tags.
你知道現在我喀了多少藥嗎 Do you have any idea how many drugs I have on me right now?
當我溜進去時幫我把風 Just keep watch while I sneak inside.
好的 我的夜晚變得更有趣了 Well, my night just got a whole lot more interesting.
爸 你還好嗎 Dad? Are you all right?
你有說什麼嗎 Did you say something?
Eve 送了一束美麗的花 Eve sent you a gorgeous bouquet.
我得幫你弄點水 I'm gonna get you some water.
項鍊在哪 Where's the necklace?
Noelle.
給我坐到沙發上 你誰啊 好的 好的 我能解釋 我能解... - Get on the couch! Who are you? - Okay, okay. I can explain. I can expl...
你哪位 我是你爸的朋友 雷仔 - Who are you? - I'm a friend of your father's, Raymond.
他消失的那晚在我父母的房子工作 He was working at my parents' house the night that he disappeared.
噢 你是 Eve 的兒子 Oh, you're... you're Eve's son.
- Raymond. - Raymond.
老天 Jesus.
那個項鍊是屬於你的嗎 Does that necklace belong to you?
不 我.. 我在我爸的外套找到的 No. I... Well, I found it in my father's jacket.
我很抱歉 這是個失竊的文物 我得跟你要回來 I'm sorry, it's stolen property, and I'm gonna have to ask for it back.
失竊 Stolen?
對不起 Sorry.
拿走吧 這真不是我的風格 總之 這很古老了 所以... Just take it. It's not really my thing, anyway. It's vintage, so...
所以 你是 Hector 的女兒 So you're Hector's daughter.
真是很奇怪我們一家人認識這麼久 我們從沒見過 It's so weird our families have known each other for so long, yet we've never met.
我的孩童時期大多都被禁足中 可能因為這樣吧 I was grounded for most of my childhood, so there was that.
而且我在經營一項網路生意 讓我很忙 And then I run an Internet business. It keeps me busy.
拉丁波神 對吧? 你知道我的網站?? - Busty latina Bootys, right? - You know my site?
有奶為大44 Bootylover44.
你是那小淫蕩 你是... 你是 Noelle - You're a kinky one. - You're... you're Noelle!
你是小淫貨 我是小淫貨 - You're a dirty one. - I am a dirty one.
你是小淫貨 是的 世界還真小 荷莉雪特 世界真小 - You are a dirty one. It is. - Small world. Holy shit. Small world.
我沒法告訴你從我開始對著你尻槍有多開心 I can't tell you what a pleasure it's been masturbating to you.
多謝啊 我也很開心能賺你的錢 Thank you. No, it's been a real pleasure taking your money.
所以 你想看看電視還是什麼的.. So, you want to watch TV or something?
不 你也許該.. 我要離開了 - No. You should probably... - I'll leave.
我的車呢 他們拖走了 - Where's my car? - They towed it.
你沒阻止他們嗎 幹恁老師爛豬逼 - You didn't stop them? - Fucking pigs.
來吧 我車在酒吧 Come on, my car's at the bar.
我們是不是該叫台計程車 Shouldn't we call a cab?
好的 OK的 老兄 因為他們是群自由派的吸屌王 Well, yeah, dude, because they're a bunch of liberal cocksuckers.
你有聽聽我們在說什麼嗎 You listening to a word we're saying?
他們正在談那外套 如果你讓他們繼續的話 They'll socialize that jacket if you let 'em.
幹 我鑰匙在後面 - Fuck. - My keys are in the back.
你那有什麼啊 老兄 給我 What you got there, bud? Give it to me!
還我 Pope 我說真的 老兄 你他媽的又能怎樣啊 - Give it back, Pope! Seriously, man! - What the fuck are you gonna do about it?
你知道嗎 You know what?
我應該會一拳往你臉上招呼過去 不過應該會先被揍一頓 I'm gonna punch you in the face and probably get my ass kicked.
證明啊 Prove it.
試試這招吧 Suck on that.
各位 記得跟我的假釋官說我是自我防衛的 Fellas, make sure to tell my parole officer this was self-defense.
放開他 不然你會有大麻煩的 Lay a hand on him and there's gonna be trouble.
走開 Becca 走開啦 給我滾遠點啦 Becca - Stay back, Becca. Stay back. - Stay the fuck out of this, Becca.
我從沒打過女人的 我也沒打算現在破戒 I've never hit a girl, and I'm not about to start.
我十分確信我會很喜歡的 我不怕你的 Pope - I'm pretty sure I'll like it. - I'm not scared of you, Pope.
好吧 查某 只要記得是你自找的 Fine, girly. Just remember that you begged for it.
幹 我的天啊 - Fuck! - Jesus Christ!
鑰匙 Keys!
你們在這裡幹麼 What the hell are you doing here?
阿母 你脖子怎麼了 你還好嗎 Mom, what happened to your neck? Are you okay?
欄杆壞了 很奇怪的是 我們才剛換新的 The banister broke. Which is odd, we just had it replaced.
阿母 遠離房子好嗎 她哪都不會去好嗎 - Mom, get out of the house right now. - She's not going anywhere, all right?
我警告過你你再踏進這房子會怎樣 Did I not warn you about stepping foot in this house again?
Don... 你也別跟在我兒子後面了 - Don... - And you stop running after my boy.
你就是個大麻煩 吸我屌吧你 - You're trouble. - Suck my dick.
你拿這些鏟子要幹麼 What are you gonna do with those shovels?
等等 等等 等等 等等 Wait! Wait! Wait. Wait.
停 停 停下你們該死的鏟子 Stop. Stop! Stop with the goddamn shovels.
停止拆我天殺的後院 Stop tearing up my goddamn yard!
ㄟ 老爸 多謝你跟我說我已經吃抗精神病藥已經吃了15年了 Hey, Dad, thanks for telling me I've been on antipsychotics for the past 15 years.
什麼 抗高血壓的藥 - What? - The blood-pressure medication
我吃了大半輩子 全都是他媽的謊話 I've been on for like half my life, it's all a freaking lie.
爸一直讓 Carpenter 醫師開這種藥給我 Dad's been getting Dr. Carpenter to prescribe me antipsychotics.
是有理由的 自從你吃了這藥 And for good reason. Ever since you started taking these,
你就看不到那些該死的鬼魂了 you stopped seeing those goddamn ghosts.
還記得他以前整天怎麼嚇你的嗎 像現在一樣瘋 Remember how he scared you all the time, acting crazy like this?
就像他現在這樣嗎 給我停 Like he is right now? Stop it!
你現在有大麻煩了 雷仔 很大的麻煩 Eve 打電話 You're in big trouble, Raymond.Big trouble. Eve, make the call.
不 我不要 Donald No. I won't, Donald.
好 如果你想做對些事情 就是得自己來 All right. If you want to do something right, you do it your goddamn self.
他在幹麼 他在給你教訓 - What's he doing? - He's having you committed.
很好 Good.
他們來了 雷仔 They're coming, Raymond.
從瘋人院來的馬車來接你走了 The wagon from the nuthouse is coming to take you away.
那是個死屍嗎 Is that a dead body?
安息吧 Hannah Sleep well, Hannah.
OK的 他得離開這裡 It's all right. He's got to go.
Donald 停 停 停 - Donald... - Stop. Stop. Stop it.
三小 What...
容我解釋下 Allow me to explain.
我們剛讓一家人團圓了 就在死後的世界裡 We just reunited a family in the afterlife
順便將你們從古老狂怒的靈魂手中解救出來 and spared you from the wrath of a vengeful spirit.
所以 代表我和 Becca 我得說 So, on behalf of Becca and I, I would just like to say...
幹恁涼 幹恁老師 幹恁老木 幹恁老北 fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
然後特別要對你說 幹恁涼老雞掰 and especially, fuck you.
你沒有 阿母 我愛你 我也愛你 - Not you, Mom. I love you. - I love you, too.
暗恁涼 "F" you!
恭喜你第一天啊 緊張嗎 Congratulations on your first day. Nervous?
是的 我很緊張 我是說你放棄幹吧台 來為我工作 Yeah, I'm nervous. I mean, you gave up bartending to work for me.
如果沒有成功呢 我相信你 - What if this doesn't pan out? - I believe in you.
準備要招呼客人了嗎 Ready to greet your customers?
Yeah.
好的 現在是早上 大多鬧鬼都是發生在晩上 Well, it's morning. Most hauntings happen at night.
我不需要你為我打氣 I don't need you to cheer me up.
各位 給老娘~他媽的閉上狗嘴 Everyone, shut the fuck up!
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謝謝 Thanks.
One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl, please look at me What do you see?
Let's travel 'round the world Just you and me, punk rock girl
I tapped her on the shoulder and said do you have a bell?
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know
Punk rock girl, give me a chance Let's go slamdance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl Just you and me, punk rock girl
We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "Well, no, we only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table and shouted "Anarchy"
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
It was "California Dreamin'" So we started screamin'
"On such a winter's day"
She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal
Punk rock girl, it makes no sense Your dad is the Vice President
Rich as the Duke of Earl Yeah, you're for me, punk rock girl
We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon They said "He don't work here"
We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon Then your store could use some fixin'"
We got into a car, away we started rollin'
I said "How much you pay for this?" She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
Punk rock girl, you look so wild Let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl Just you and me
Eat fudge banana swirl, just you and me
We'll travel 'round the world Just you and me
Punk rock girl